I’ve often wondered what would happen if your parents decided not to give you a name. It’s not very likely, but it is possible. Or is it? If both your parents decided not to give you one of the many baby names available today, would the government force you to have a name. If so, what would they go for? Maybe they’d just choose the name of the Prime Minister – and his wife if it’s a girl.
Is there a standard baby name for such a child, or do you just get called whatever the nearest nurse thinks you look like. If that’s the case, you could end up with a name like Beetroot or possibly Winston (after Churchill, the world’s most favourite overgrown baby).
There really is no excuse for not having a name these days. There’s loads of names to choose from. You can call your kid pretty much anything your want. The first thing you clap eyes on. ‘Floor’, ‘Tree’, ‘Vauxhall Astra’ – why not call you child one of these names? Just think of the kind of name you could end up with if you don’t at least call your kid ‘Dave’.
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